Rude animal names: Try saying these to an under-10 without making them snigger

Rude animal names: Try saying these to an under-10 without making them snigger

Meet the slippery dick, the cock-of-the-rock and other (sometimes magnificent) animals that have been given rude, funny and downright silly names

Published: November 26, 2024 at 3:08 pm

Taxonomy (the classification of living things) is actually quite a serious matter. When a new species or subspecies is discovered it needs a name that will document it, giving a reliable source of information for identification.

Scientific names can be pretty revealing: the Latin name for grizzly bear is ursus arctos horribilis. With ursus being the genus for bear, arctos denoting the species brown bear, and horribilis, quite literally meaning horrible, or deadful.

Common names are given to animals to make it easier for the general public to identify and pronounce a species. Some of the etymology of these is unclear and some make you wonder if the namer did have a sense of humour.

Were all the below all named in good faith? Or was someone poking fun? We delve deeper...

Boobies

Red-footed booby perching, Galapagos islands
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Despite the fact two divers have filmed an extraordinary encounter with a red-footed booby off the coast of Dorset, England, you're unlikely to spot one of these birds in the UK. Probably not even in Booby's Bay, Cornwall, despite it being named after the gannet-like bird.

The red-footed, masked, blue-footed and brown booby are large seabirds that live in tropical and sub-tropical regions of the Pacific, Atlantic and Indian oceans. They are amazing hunters, diving from a height into the sea before chasing down their prey underwater.

It's said that their name comes from the Spanish word "bobo", which means foolish. They don't have a great sense of danger, making them vulnerable at times.

Dik-dik

Two dik-diks on the top of a small hill in the middle of the Savannah, Tarangire National Park, Tanzania
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These miniature antelopes look far too adorable and innocent to be labelled with such a comical name. They stand only about 16 inches tall, and because of their small size are, unsurprisingly, prey animals for many carnivores in the shrublands and savannas of eastern Africa where they live.

Dik-diks owe their common name to the “zik-zik” alarm whistle sound females make when in danger. They are not the only species named after sounds or calls they make: discover 10 more animals who sound like their names.

Andean cock-of-the-rock

Andean Cock-of-the-rock perched on a branch
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Yes, there really is a bird called the cock-of-the-rock. It's found in South America and likes to build nests on rocks and ledges. It's definitely one of the most flamboyant and weirdest birds of all, yet the male cock-of-the-rock is surprisingly shy and elusive most of the time.

However, at its communal dancing ground (or lek) the males really do live up to their names. Males gather to jump, bow, wing-flutter, gurgle and moan in an effort to outdo each other and impress females. We just wonder what the females are really thinking about this extravagant display.

Slippery Dick

Slippery Dick fish in the Caribbean Sea, Venezuela
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While most fish are renowned for being slippery and hard to keep hold of, the Halichoeres bivittatus got lumped with the ungainly adjective in its name. It's a long fish that's found in the tropical waters of the western Atlantic Ocean and Caribbean Sea.

You can identify it by its bluish-grey to greenish-brown colour and distinctive stripes that run from the snout through the eye to the back fin. On the plus side for this fish, it's probably not a name you want to see on your menu.

Great tit

Great tit on a fence
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Bearded tit, blue tit, great tit – the list of humorous names that make up this large family of small, stocky birds is almost endless. 

Also known as chickadees for their distinctive alarm call, these stout-billed birds mainly live in woodland. There are seven tit species in the UK and many more worldwide – particularly in the Northern Hemisphere and Africa.

Pigbutt worm

Close up of a pigbutt worm
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To see a pigbutt worm (Chaetopterus pugaporcinus) you’ll need to dive 800m into the twilight zone where they float around looking – quite frankly – like a pair of pink, peachy pig’s buttocks.

They are actually polychaete worms, relatives of common coastal species like lugworms and ragworms, which generally have bodies in segments, each one bearing lots of bristles. In the pigbutt worm, one segment has enlarged into a jelly-filled bubble that boosts the animal’s buoyancy and helps it float.

Cockchafer

Common cockchafer on an oak tree leaf
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You may hear this large flying beetle before you see it as they are pretty noisy in flight. They are clumsy too, often bumping into garden obstacles and your home windows.

The common cockchafer (Melolontha melolontha) is found in the south of the UK, and the northern cockchafer (Melolontha hippocastani) in northern England, Scotland and Ireland.

They have hairy bodies and whiteish triangles on their sides, and are also known as the May bug as they only live for four to five weeks from late April to July. Their name is thought to come from “cock” meaning ”familiar” or ”big”, and a “chafer” is a gnawing beetle.

Shag

European shag perched on rock in sea cliff in spring, Shetland Islands, Scotland, UK
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The link between the appearance of this water bird and its common name is clear: shag is actually an old word that translates as 'tufted' and refers to the crest these birds have on their heads.

They have long necks, similar to cormorants, but are smaller and slimmer. They do flourish in breeding season, with the adults developing a dark glossy green plumage and prominent crest on the front of their head.

Lumpsucker

Cyclopterus lumpus, the lumpsucker or lumpfish, is a species of marine fish in the family Cyclopteridae lumpsuckers
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Most commonly found in cold Northern waters, the lumpsucker is named so because of a strong sucking disc on its underside that helps it attach to rocks. For most of the year it lives in fairly deep water, but returns to shore in spring to breed.

While the female lays her eggs before returning to deep sea, the male actually stays with the eggs for over a month until they hatch. He guards them against predators and fans them with his tail to keep oxygen flowing their way.

Pewee

A pewee observed at the edge of a wooded area near the bison range in Western Montana, USA
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No this is not a portable invention that appeared on Dragon's Den. A pewee is a group of migratory birds that live in wooded areas and they owe their suggestive name to their iconic call.

Wood pewees winter chiefly in northern South America. Other pewees are found in Central and South America.

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